“The Twelve Days of Menopausal Christmas”
On the 1st day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: memory loss and a goatee…. On the 2nd day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: head pounding migraines… On the 3rd day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: heart palpitations…. On the 4th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: shrinking …