On the 1st day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: memory loss and a goatee….
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: head pounding migraines…
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: heart palpitations….
On the 4th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: shrinking pants….
On the 5th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: 10 hot flashes….
On the 6th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: volatile mood swings…
On the 7th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: sleepless nights and night
sweats…
On the 8th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: bursts of sudden anger…
On the 9th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: hair loss and bloating…
On the 10th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: a dry vagina
On the 11th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: hard to reach orgasm…
On the 12th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: A free eBook to fix my problems!
This season, get more joy out of the holidays!
Wishing you the happiest, merriest, and healthiest holiday ever!
Remember: Suffering in silence is OUT! Reaching out in IN!
4 thoughts on ““The Twelve Days of Menopausal Christmas””
Ho! ho! ho! Luckily Santa doesn’t get those gifts!
Yep!!!! You are so right…………
Menopause the gift that keeps on giving!
So true………………..in so many ways……