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“The Twelve Days of Menopausal Christmas”

On the 1st day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: memory loss and a goatee….

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  head pounding migraines…

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  heart palpitations….

On the 4th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  shrinking pants….

On the 5th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: 10 hot flashes….

On the 6th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  volatile mood swings…

On the 7th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: sleepless nights and night

sweats…

On the 8th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  bursts of sudden anger…

On the 9th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  hair loss and bloating…

On the 10th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: a dry vagina

On the 11th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  hard to reach orgasm…

On the 12th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  A free eBook to fix my problems!

This season, get more joy out of the holidays!

Wishing you the happiest, merriest, and healthiest holiday ever!

Remember: Suffering in silence is OUT! Reaching out in IN!

Download my free eBook, MENOPAUSE MONDAYS The Girlfriend’s Guide To Surviving and Thriving During Perimenopause and Menopause.

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