Remember: The wolf yelling, “Little pig, little pig, let me in!”
The third pig who built his house out of bricks replied,
“Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!”
I had no idea what this meant. Frankly, I thought pigs were hairless.
Clearly one of these pigs was in menopause!
Little wolf …Little wolf …come dine on my chin hairs instead of those cute little pigs!