are you SUMO FREE?

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Today I woke up and looked in the mirror and thought maybe I was looking at someone else. Who is this? Did the wrinkle fairy swoop down and sprinkle me with her wrinkle dust while I was sleeping? OMG……..What is up with this!? Oh…it is just my sumo.

You may be wondering, “What is a sumo?” Different times during my day, I can hear this critical voice. No one else hears it (thank G-d). When I put a face on this voice, I see a huge sumo wrestler yelling at me – he is big, really really big. Here are some of his favorites,”You’re getting wrinkled.” Another one of his fav’s is, “You’re fat.”

This is not a new voice…This sumo has been in my head my whole life.
He never wrestles me down – I just fall down all by myself.

Everyone knows there is no such thing as a wrinkle fairy just a tooth fairy! Today…I shall be SUMO FREE!!!!

After struggling with her own severe menopause symptoms and doing years of research, Ellen resolved to share what she learned from experts and her own trial and error. Her goal was to replace the confusion, embarrassment, and symptoms millions of women go through–before, during, and after menopause–with the medically sound solutions she discovered. Her passion to become a “sister” and confidant to all women fueled Ellen’s first book, Shmirshky: the pursuit of hormone happiness. As a result of the overwhelming response from her burgeoning audiences and followers’ requests for empowering information they could trust, Ellen’s weekly blog, Menopause MondaysTM, was born.