every woman needs at least one gay husband…….

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I have many. It can be confusing to others who don’t know you. Several weeks ago one of my gay husbands dropped off something for me during my manicure. When he left, my manicurist asked if he was my husband. She thought he was very cute. I said, “No, just a friend.” Then today, I popped in to get a polish change and one of my other gorgeous gay husbands came in to switch car keys with me (having car issues today). Suddenly all eyes were focused on me. My manicurist asked, “Is this your husband?” “No,” I replied, “just a friend.”

Is it possible that I have a new reputation? Can a woman be a stud? I need to go ask my straight husband.

After struggling with her own severe menopause symptoms and doing years of research, Ellen resolved to share what she learned from experts and her own trial and error. Her goal was to replace the confusion, embarrassment, and symptoms millions of women go through–before, during, and after menopause–with the medically sound solutions she discovered. Her passion to become a “sister” and confidant to all women fueled Ellen’s first book, Shmirshky: the pursuit of hormone happiness. As a result of the overwhelming response from her burgeoning audiences and followers’ requests for empowering information they could trust, Ellen’s weekly blog, Menopause MondaysTM, was born.

  • Jaycorson

    My wife definitely needs a gay husband to help her pick out her wardrobe while I watch hockey.

  • jackdolgen

    I’m trying to decide if it’s better to be a straight husband or a gay husband. They definitely have different benefits.

  • jackdolgen

    Now that i think of it, what are the benefits of being a gay husband?