menopause myth busters: the sexless shmirshky
One of the things that prompted me to write a book on perimenopause and menopause was how many hours I spent searching for information during my own PM & M. I was like a sponge trying to soak up every bit of knowledge I could find, and I really wanted someone to take the mystery out of it for me, but all the medical jargon just confused me even more.
So here is the Menopause Myth Busters – straight talk about menopause, perimenopause, and anything else Shmirshky related. Let’s start with a common question:
“How come women going through menopause don’t want sex?”
Unlike being drenched from a hot flash, this particular symptom of menopause can feel a little more private, a little more personal, and that makes it harder for some Shmirshkies to talk about. It’s the mystery of what’s happening to my sex life. In my book I have a chapter called “Sex in the Desert” where I relate my own experience of having my once tropical island of a libido turn into the equivalent of the Mojave Desert. I’d scrub the floors, clean the closets, and do just about anything else to avoid going to bed. And let’s face it, my libido wasn’t the only thing that felt dry. I began to wonder if what I was going through was only happening to me, or was it affected other menopausal shmirshkies as well? I decided to asked around. Not surprisingly, at first, most of the women I talked to didn’t want to admit their sex life was taking a nosedive. As women we’re often focused on being “fine” all the time, and not wanting sex means suddenly there’s something wrong. In the beginning, I was even embarrassed to talk about it with my doctor!
Here’s the truth. You are not turning into a sexless shell of our former self! You don’t need to consider spending the rest of your life in a nunnery! Almost every Shmirshky goes through the desert period at some point during perimenopause or menopause. Even if it’s not “fine”, it’s not unnatural.
So why is your libido dropping? It’s your hormones. If you recognize what’s happening to your body and know why, you can work toward getting back to your island paradise.
Every 28 days or so, the premenopause shmirshky’s body starts doing some redecorating. It fluffs up the pillows in the womb, releases the most attractive egg it has, and starts surging hormones through the body. Cue the biological bow-chicka-bow-wow music. Women going through perimenopause and menopause don’t get that same monthly reminder from Mother Nature to “get some.” The bow-chicka-bow-wow music stops and you didn’t even get a last dance. On top of that, most experience a drop in the level of their estrogen hormone across the board, which can cause their shmirshky’s natural state to become Mojave-like.
The great news is that there is help. Having your doctor check your hormone levels is one of best things you can do if you feel like you’re wandering through the desert. Even if you have had a test done recently, these levels can shift at any time during perimenopause or menopause. Low testosterone is often responsible for libido drop, while low estrogen can contribute to dryness. Talk to your doctor about your options. If you are on hormone therapy, you might need an adjustment in your dosage. This, combined with a bottle of lube, can send you right back to the beach.