“The Twelve Days of Menopausal Christmas”

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: memory loss and a goatee….

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  head pounding migraines…

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  heart palpitations….

On the 4th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  shrinking pants….

On the 5th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: 10 hot flashes….

On the 6th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  volatile mood swings…

On the 7th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: sleepless nights and night

sweats…

On the 8th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  bursts of sudden anger…

On the 9th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  hair loss and bloating…

On the 10th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me: a dry vagina

On the 11th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  hard to reach orgasm…

On the 12th day of Christmas, my menopause gave to me:  A free eBook to fix my problems!

This season, get more joy out of the holidays!

Wishing you the happiest, merriest, and healthiest holiday ever!

Remember: Suffering in silence is OUT! Reaching out in IN!

Download my free eBook, MENOPAUSE MONDAYS The Girlfriend’s Guide To Surviving and Thriving During Perimenopause and Menopause.

After struggling with her own severe menopause symptoms and doing years of research, Ellen resolved to share what she learned from experts and her own trial and error. Her goal was to replace the confusion, embarrassment, and symptoms millions of women go through–before, during, and after menopause–with the medically sound solutions she discovered. Her passion to become a “sister” and confidant to all women fueled Ellen’s first book, Shmirshky: the pursuit of hormone happiness. As a result of the overwhelming response from her burgeoning audiences and followers’ requests for empowering information they could trust, Ellen’s weekly blog, Menopause MondaysTM, was born.

  • Helen Van Geleuken

    Ho! ho! ho! Luckily Santa doesn’t get those gifts!

  • Menopause the gift that keeps on giving!

    • So true………………..in so many ways……